
At this point, Dorothy's been used more than a monthly Metrocard.
I’ve never been as entranced by The Wizard of Oz as most people, but I would be a moron to not consider it an untouchable classic. Untouchable. Chalk another one up to Hollywood’s lack of innovative (or even original, for that matter) ideas that they are going to dance on the grave of another film by remake it.
Warner Bros. – only kept relevant this decade thanks to Harry Potter and Batman films wants to pimp out two of these films, the first being a kid-friendly seat filler and the second would be a sequel to The Wizard of Oz, about Dorothy’s granddaughter. The only interesting news on the latter is that it is coming from the writer of A History of Violence, a movie I absolutely love.
I know there have been several remakes of the film already, with me liking The Wiz for no reason bearing merit but come on. We all know this will be hyped and over-hyped again and again, until brainless parents (who don’t remember rolling a fat joint and playing Dark Side of the Moon alongside the original) drag their kids to this and therefore eliminate any chance of them having any appreciation for a masterpiece. I can’t honestly say I have a HUGE problem with remaking a film, but in regards to certain movies, why the hell would you do it? Besides money, and the fact that Hollywood is run by pussies, I mean. The Shawshank Redemption, Chinatown, Roshamon, E.T. - and dare I say it – Gone with the Wind and Casablanca are a few examples of films that just should not be fucked with. But just expect that someday, someone just might.
I’m annoyed. Time for breakfast.